Alicia Silverstone vs. Kate Winslet the Results

Alicia Silverstone vs. Kate Winslet the Results

Another episode of Let Her Have it started. Mr. G. walked onto the set as normal. The crowd was excited as always. Today was a big show because two very big Hollywood actresses were up for the vote this time. Both of the actresses had a great number of fans. Both were women that people had wanted to see get messy for years.



“Ok, everyone,” Mr. G. said,” Are we ready for a messy evening?” The crowd cheered. “It’s going to be a very embarrassing night for someone. I can guarantee you that right now,” he said. “These two are very prominent in Hollywood, but one is going to wind up looking a whole lot less dignified by the end of the evening. The whole world is watching. So, should we bring them out?” The crowd cheered in approval.



Kate Winslet appeared wearing jeans, a white shirt and a vest. Her hair was tied back in a ponytail. She smiled, but it more a smile of worry then a genuine smile. Alicia Silverstone then entered. She wore a lime green dress with her hair down. She waived to the crowd and smiled, her famous sexy smile. The ladies came on stage, shook hands and took their places. The crowd cheered and whistled for them.



“Always interview our guests before we hear the results,” Mr. G. said, ”So Alicia Silverstone, what are your feelings about today?” “I don’t want to be slimed, obviously. Although, it would not be the end of the world. It might feel good. Actually, I think I am rationalizing. I have convinced myself that it is going to be me, so I have mentally prepared myself. I just really think it is going to be me, somehow. Kate is a real classy lady. I think that people will think that the gunge would suit me more, but who knows. I think there is a good chance I am going to end up with messy food over my head today.”



“I certainly hope you are right,” Kate replied,” I am not as optimistic. I really, really do not want to be messed up on national tv. I will be a laughing stock. Embarrassing doesn’t begin to describe it. Also, I would love to pour messy food on Alicia. It would really suit her. I think that it would be better for everyone if it was her rather than me.” Kate joked.

“Well, sorry Kate, but the decision is not yours. It is up to the viewers who put their votes in and it could be either of you. The results may actually surprise you to be honest and we will find out what those results are in a few short minutes. Stay tuned.” Alicia and Kate both looked more nervous now. The break just built the tension for them. All they could do is wait and hope that it would not be them receiving the mess.



The show returned from the break. “Ok,” Mr. G. said,” Welcome back to let her have it. In a few short minutes, one of these two ladies is going to end up covered in mess in only a few short minutes. Are we ready for the results?” The audience cheered. The lights lowered. Alicia rolled her eyes and gave a nervous look. Kate bit her lip and smiled nervously as they awaited the results. “Ok, here we go everyone with our results,” Mr. G. said,” Our winner. The person with the most votes. The person who is going to get covered in disgusting slop is…,” Kate and Alicia looking very nervous as he drew out the tension. “Kate Winslet.”



“Oh my God,” Kate said. Her jaw dropped open. She lowered her head into her hands. She blushed bright red and started laughing. Alicia put her arms too her side, smiling and laughing slightly. “Sorry, Kate,” she said. Kate could not believe her ears. “I want a recount ,” she joked. “Oh, god, please no. Don’t do this. I am sure we can make a deal,” she protested. She pretended to beg. “You can beg all you want, Kate, but it won’t make any difference,” Mr. G. said. “You’re gonna get it,” Alicia said. Kate gave Alicia a sarcastic look. She said,” I can’t believe you won. It should be you not me.” “What can I tell ya,” Alicia replied. Kate was lead over to the hot seat, where she reluctantly sat down. In the mean time, the famous trolley of mess was brought out and positioned for Alicia’s convenience. When Alicia saw the trolley she felt relieved and excited that Kate was going to the unfortunate one to get the mess.

“Ok everyone,” Mr. G. said. “We have our loser. Now, we are going to get the pleasure of seeing Kate Winslet get buckets of disgusting slop poured over her at the hands of Alicia Silverstone. It’s gonna get messy folks. So, here we go. When you are ready, let her have it.” Kate sat in her chair with her hands in front of her face almost praying for mercy. She shook her head saying please no, have mercy, She closed her eyes and braced for what was about to happen to her.



Alicia gave a sly grin as she chose the first item. The first item was a steak and kidney pie. It was packed with steak, kidney beans and onions in a thick brown gravy. The crust of the pie was all broken and mixed in. The crowd chanted pie, pie, pie. Alicia carried the pie over to Kate. “This is going to be sweet,” she said. She paused for a moment, because she realized that this was a moment that no one would ever forget. Kate put her hands by her side without having to be asked. She legs were quaking. She gritted her teeth. In a second she went from clean to covered. The impact could be heard throughout the studio. Alicia leaned back and then thrust the steak and kidney pie directly into Kate’s face with a thud. It was a little harder than a regular pie so she was a bit firmer when she rubbed it in Kate’s face. She dropped the tin. Some excess pastry crust fell on the floor. The crowd erupted with laughter at the side of Kate Winslet’s face covered and dripping in the contents of the steak and kidney pie. A large chunk of steak fell from her mouth. Her was awash in brown gravy. Bits of meat, kidney beans and crust stuck all over her face while other bits dripped down her face landing in her lap. Alicia pointed and laughed at her. Kate laughed with embarrassment. The pie smelt disgusting and tasted even worst. Kate thought that it must have gone off and that was why they were using in on her. She spit out some more f the gravy to get the disgusting taste out of her mouth.



The next item that Alicia grabbed was a giant bucket of baked beans. They looked absolutely revolting. Alicia showed Kate the bucket before pouring them. Kate gagged at the site and smell of the disgusting food that she was about to have poured on her. Without further adieu, Alicia lifted the heavy bucket and began to pour the baked beans over Kate’s head. She poured them onto Kate’s head and down her face. The disgusting orangey red sauce that the beans were in poured onto Kate’s cheeks, forehead and neck. It then covered her already messy face. It covered her hair soaking it leaving beans everywhere. Kate grimaced as she felt the baked beans hit her on the head. She attempted to keep her eyes closed and her mouth shut as they engulfed her head. She could only feel the deluge of beans totally covering her. Her face was not longer visible. She slumped her shoulders and the beans poured over her front and into her lap. Down her neck and down her shirt. She could feel the beans down her back and they made her shiver. The beans then poured onto her legs and lap. She opened her legs as the beans poured down into her lap and crotch. She then pushed her legs in splattering the beans as even more poured onto her thighs and down her calves. Alicia did not have any mercy at all. She made sure that every last bit fell onto Kate. She then placed the empty bucket on the floor and stood back and admired what she had done. When the flow stopped, Kate squealed. She put her hands over the front of her face in order to clear her eyes and wipe some of her face. She tried to remove some from her neck and lap, but she was completely covered in baked beans. “Oscar winner, Kate Winslet, everyone,” Kate said jokingly. She knew that it was not over yet. She wondered what else Alicia was about to dish up for her.

Alicia picked up the last item. She gave another sly smile and laugh. Kate’s eyes widened. In the bucket was an incredibly large amount of thick, creamy and very disgusting coleslaw. “Hey, Kate, want slaw with that?,” Alicia said sarcastically. Kate did not bother replying. Alicia held her nose and waived her hand over the bucket indicating that the coleslaw within smelled horrible. She tipped the bucket, showing the audience at home. Alicia lifted the bucket. Kate tried to hold her breath so she could not smell the vile slop that was about to pour onto her head. Alicia tipped the bucket onto Kate’s head. She poured the first bit onto Kate’s head. Alicia stopped for a bit. The coleslaw piled onto Kate’s head. It stuck in place on the top of her head and then fell. Alicia then poured more onto Kate. The slaw fell all over Kate’s face. Blobs of coleslaw stuck to Kate’s face, on her cheeks and nose. Kate put her hand on her face and pushed some off, but more poured. The coleslaw poured onto Kate’s legs and body. It stuck to the mess that had already collected on her. Alicia then poured the final bit of coleslaw onto Kate’s lap. Kate was left covered in disgusting food. Kate looked up and smiled at the camera sarcastically. Alicia dropped the bucket and then pretended to pump her muscles. She smiled and laughed. “What a shame,” she said.



The crowd cheered and laughed wildly at Kate’s misfortune. “So Kate, messy day for you today,” Mr. G. said. “Messy, yeah, you can say that. Wow, Alicia certainly didn’t hold back. She enjoyed that way to much. I can assure the viewers at home as well that this is not imitation coleslaw or baked beans. These are the genuine article and from the look and smell of it, I would say they are about a week out of date, at least. The stuff you guys used is truly disgusting. Alicia made sure as well that she well and truly got me good. Wait until my family and friends get a view of this. I am supposed to be a serious actress and here I am getting covered in slop. My family are going to have a field day. I think in this case they will be laughing at me and not with me. She’s just very lucky she won, because I would have loved to do this to her. I still say that Alicia covered in slop would have been much better. It would have really suited her.”

“Alicia anything to say after all of that,” Mr. G. said. “I loved every minute of that. I mean look at her. That is the most fun you can have with your clothes on. Part of me does wonder what it would be like to be in Kate’s shoes, but at the end of the day, I am so glad I didn’t get to find out. I think she really deserved that to be honest. I know everyone watching will have loved that as well. Hi back to everyone back in Los Angeles as well.” Alicia waived and smiled. Kate just wallowed in slop that covered her. She could feel the slop inside of her clothes as well. When she stood up, she could feel it squishing around in her jeans.



“Well, we hope everyone enjoyed that,” Mr. G. said,” Until next time where someone else will face the mess. Goodnight from all of us here.