Previous losers Results

Battle of Previous losers the Results




Mr. G. opened up a new episode of Let Her Have It. “Tonight,” he said, “ Is a very special night indeed. Tonight we have a group of celebrities who have been up for the messy vote before, but managed to get away clean. Several of them will not so lucky this time. Quite frankly, they escaped clean and they are all people who lots of us would love to see covered in mess. So, we couldn’t let them escape. To be fair some will end up dirty and some will luck out again, but who will be the unlucky ones? Six celebrities were put up to the vote. Let’s welcome them to the studio. Today we have Kim Medcalf, Alexandra Burke, Miquita Oliver, Julia Roberts, Julia Bradbury and Alicia Silverstone.” The six celebrities entered the studio and stood in a line facing the audience. Kim was wearing a pink, sleeveless top and a black skirt. Alexandra was wearing a silver, shimmery rhine stone covered dress. Miquita wore a white lacy top and black hotpants. Julia Roberts wore a brown pair of trousers and a light blue button down top. Julia Bradbury wore a blue button down top and a black skirt. Alicia wore a black sleeveless dress. None of them knowing what the results would be. They were in a awkward situation because none of them knew each other at all, yet they were all hoping that the person next to them would be getting covered in disgusting mess, if only to avoid it happening to them.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” The results today will be read in a different sort of way then they normally are. After all, the votes usually result in just one person or group getting the mess. This time there will be multiple messings. It will be very interesting to say the least. This time, what we will do first is announce the person with the fewest votes first. Is everyone ready? Ok, the person with the fewest votes….the person who is safe and will escape clean for a second time is….Julia Roberts!?” Julia smiled widely and looked relieved. “I don’t know weather I should take this as a compliment or an insult,” she joked,” No one wants to seem to want to see me get messy. Actually, I’ll just shut up and count my blessings on this one. Sorry ladies.” Julia waived, thanked the audience and walked off camera to the side of the stage. “ I think I’ll get out of here before you all change your minds,” she joked.



“So, Julia Roberts escaped. That result may be surprising, but so are the rest of the results. I think everyone is in for a shock or two tonight. Obviously more than one of you will be getting sloppy, but I want to go down the line and ask the ladies who they think is the most likely to get the mess, quickly.”

“Kim, who do you think?” “Hard to say, I’d say Alicia.” “Alexandra?” “I think me probably, unfortunately.” “Miquita?” “Probably Alexandra.” “Julia?” “I would have thought the other Julia actually, so that shows how much I know. Alicia I would say.” “and Alicia?” “I thought it would be me last time, I reckon it will be me this time. I don’t like the odds either.”



“Ok then,” Mr. G. said,” Are we ready for our first victim?” The crowd cheered its approval. The girls all shouted no, no and waived their hands. Then they laughed. Miquita and Alexandra were talking amongst themselves as they waited for the results. “Ok,” Mr. G. started,” The person with the most votes, and she had a decent amount more than the others actually, is….Alicia Silverstone!” Everyone turned to Alicia. Her mouth wide open. She smiled and was making a sarcastic face. The corner of her mouth crinkled. “How do you feel Alicia?, “ Mr. G. asked. “I kind of thought this would happen. Now I am going to have to face the mess. I guess it was inevitable. At least I was number one in the voting. I guess I can take that as a compliment. This is going to be so embarrassing I am sure. It might be sort of enjoyable in a weird way. I hope everyone enjoys my humiliation.” Alicia laughed and walked over to the hot seat set up in the middle of the stage. She sat her behind on the chair and rearranged her skirt. She crossed her legs. She leaned back, swirling her hair around. She tried to look around to see what the mess would be that was awaiting her.



“Now,” Mr. G. said,” We have to decide who will get to do the honours. As Julia had the fewest votes, I think it is only fair that she be given the reward of getting to pour the mess all over Alicia Silverstone.” Julia walked onto the stage and waived to the audience as she entered. Julia had already messed Claire Danes up and now she was going to get to do the same to Alicia Silverstone. She went and stood by the buckets. “Ok,”, Mr. G. said,” How it will work is that each of our losers will get covered with two of the items of from the mess cart. Julia will get to pick two to pour on Alicia.” “Julia Roberts,” Mr. G. said,” When you are ready let her have it.”

Alicia smiled and laughed nervously. Julia grabbed the first item and headed over to Alicia. Alicia smiled and grimaced as she craned her neck to see what was awaiting her. “Hey, Alicia, say chowder,” Julia said. “Oh god,” Alicia said. Alicia shook her head looking around in disbelief. In a second she closed her eyes, squinched up her nose and gritted her teeth. Julia Roberts began pouring a bucket of creamy, chunky white New England clam chowder over Alicia’s head. She grimaced as she felt the cold soup hit her on the face. Streams of the chowder slowly dripped down Alicia’s face. It smelled like rancid fish. It fell down her nose, leaving trails of clam and potato down her nose. More fell onto her hair and cheeks. She arched her shoulders as the creamy chowder poured onto her mouth and eyes. It poured down her shoulders and body, soaking her dress. Soup enveloped her crotch and thighs and trickled down her calves onto her black socks. Alicia licked her lips and closed her eyes. She sort of liked the cold wet feeling of the chowder all over her body, soaking her hair. Her hair now films with clams and vegetables. When the chowder stopped, she raised her head, smiled and said,” That was interesting.”

Julia now picked up a second bucket. This bucket contained thick, sloppy, brown gravy. “This is going to be a blast,” Julia said. Julia walked over to Alicia. This time Alicia closed her eyes and smiled. Julia tipped the bucket of gravy over Alicia’s head. The gravy poured down onto Alicia’s face down onto her teeth and mouth. She closed it as the gravy poured over her hair, dripping down her forehead and then her nose. Julia laughed as the gravy flowed over Alicia. The brown thickly covering her already messy body. She lifted the bucket and slowly poured more gravy onto Alicia’s bare legs, over the surface of her thighs, then her knees, then all over her calves and socks. The brown gravy looked amazing on Alicia’s sexy white bare legs. She stomped her feet as more gravy poured on her legs. She could feel it up her skirt, on her bottom and her underwear. Alicia put her hands on her knees. Julia poured more gravy onto Alicia’s back, it trickled down her back and collected beneath her bottom. She stretched her legs out and shook her bottom on the seat causing gravy and chowder to ooze out from underneath her onto the floor. Alicia wiped her eyes when it was finished and gave a sarcastic smile to the camera, gravy dripping down her face and teeth. Alicia sat on her stool covered from head to toe in slop. She pointed at the other women, who were lined up and said,” Don’t laugh, some of you will be joining me soon.”

“Now Alicia,” Mr. G. said,” I know that we said there would be two messes for each loser, but as you had the most votes out of everyone, you will be getting a special punishment. Bring out the dumpster. Alicia, you are going to have to spend the rest of the show sitting it the dumpster while Julia pours garbage on you.” “The perfect end to a perfect evening,” Alicia said sarcastically. Alicia walked over to the dumpster, lifted one leg and put it in. Her foot sunk into some of the garbage already in the dumpster. She pulled her other leg in and sat on the pile of garbage. Julia was then handed a trash bin. She lifted it and dumped it onto Alicia. Rancid rotting garbage fell onto Alicia, sticking to the slimy mess that was already all over her. Bits of leftover food and other garbage stuck all over her body. A banana peel stuck to her head. She peeled it off and smiled and waived. “I’ve been trashed,” she said.



“Ok,” Mr. G. said,” Who is going to be next to get the mess? I think that we should move right along don’t you? Ok everyone, here we go. The lady who got the second most votes. A surprise I think. The person is…. Kim Medcalf.” Kim’s eyes widened like saucers. “I want a recount,” she said,” I am shocked. I thought I would escape, second most votes?” She blushed and looked at the ground. She puffed up her cheeks and put her hands behind her head. She was red and sweating profusely. She was lead over to the hot seat, taking the walk of shame. She took her seat and crossed her legs. She looked over at Alicia, covered in garbage and sighed.



“Oh by the way, Kim,” We have a special guest. This special guest is going to get to do the honours. They have always wanted to do this to you, I’m sure. Please welcome to the stage, the one and only Barbara Windsor. Barbara played Peggy Mitchell, Kim’s tv mum on Eastenders.” Barbara entered the studio. She waived and smiled to huge applause. Kim’s eyes dropped to her feet. “Barbara, how do you feel about the prospect of covering Kim in mess?” “Over the moon, sorry darling, but this is going to be tremendous. Kim covered in mess. What could be better? I have always wanted to do this. I am going to love it. Sorry, Kim.” Kim’s mind raced, the woman who had played her mother was going to be pouring slop all over her. “You look a little sweaty love,” Barbara said. She looked at the trolley and picked out the first item that she was going to use on her former tv daughter.

Barbara picked up a tub of chocolate icecream. She started taking scoops. Kim looked at her and frowned. Barbara raised Kim’s right arm. “Time to cool down love,” she said. She took the first scoop of icecream and placed it in Kim’s arm pit. Kim moaned and squealed at how cold it was. Barbara lowered her arm, smushing the icecream around in Kim’s arm pit. It started to melt and run down her. Barbara then raised Kim’s left arm and placed a second scoop under it. This time she lowered Kim’s arm harder, causing the the icecream too squirt out a little. It still stuck to Kim’s arm pit. Barbara took the next scoop and placed it on Kim’s head. She took her hand and squashed it down so it would stick to Kim’s head. She took a second scoop and did the same. The icecream immediately started melting from the warmth of Kim’s tanned hot skin. It started dripping thick brown lines of icecream down Kim’s forehead. It flowed down her cheeks and the bridge of her nose. Bits fell down her eye. She blinked as it melted down her face. Barbara now took three more scoops and place them into Kim’s lap. Kim took her hands and smushed the icecream around on her skirt and on her thighs as it melted everywhere. Kim took her finger in the icecream. She lifted a blob and then ate some. She had to admit it was delicious. Barbara then took another scoop of icecream and dropped it straight down between Kim’s breasts. Kim screamed as the cold ice-cream hit her breasts. Barbara took her hands and squeezed Kim’s breasts, causing the icecream to smush around on her breasts. Barbara then took her hand and scooped out the remaining icecream. She took her hand and rubbed it round and round in Kim’s face. Kim screamed again. When Barbara lifted her hand she revealed Kim’s face smeared with chocolate icecream. Kim took her fingers and tried to remove what she could.

Barbara now grabbed the second item for Kim. The bucket that Barbara chose was filled with creamed corn. Kim looked to see what it was. In her wildest dreams she would have never imagined that it would be creamed corn. Kim looked back and then looked forward. She held her breath, puffing her cheeks out and closed her eyes tightly. Barbara made hand motions to the crowd. She then tipped the bucket onto Kim. The thick yellow gooey corn slowly poured onto Kim’s head, covering her ponytail and falling on her face in stringy lines of yellow slop. Kim made a disgusted face as the creamed corn slowly enveloped her head. The yellow slop oozed down her soft tan skin. It fell onto her top and down her cleavage, filling her shirt. It fell onto her skirt and legs, dripping everywhere. She stretched her legs out causing the corn to drip and drop down her body. Bits of her were left uncovered while other bits were totally trashed. The corn stopped. Kim licked her lips and shook her head, making a sarcastic look. Barbara stood back and admired her work, pointing and laughing. She loved what she was seeing. “Unbelievable,” Kim said, “ It looks like someone… well I can’t say what it looks like someone did all over me. Can I have a shower please. I need to get out of these clothes.” “Not yet, Kim,” Mr. G. said, “ You have to wait until the end of the show.” Kim walked over, dripping creamed corn everywhere, and stood next to the dumpster that Alicia sat in.

“Now,” Mr. G. said,” Moving along, our next result. At the start there was only going to be three people getting messy, but the result is a three way tie for third place.” “Does that mean we all get to escape the mess?,” Julia asked. “Actually, it means the opposite. All three of you are going to get messy,” Mr. G. said. The crowd erupted in cheers. Miquita looked dejected. Alexandra’s mouth fell open in shock and Julia gave a sarcastic smile. “Alexandra, you’re up first so come and take the walk of shame please,” Mr. G. said. Alexandra pointed at herself and made a surprised look, mouthing, “Me!?”



Alexandra carefully walked over to her seat. She was all wobbly and trying not to slip over as she was wearing heals and the ground was already covered in mess from Kim and Alicia’s messing. “Alexandra, you really took pleasure in messing Duffy up last time. What do you have to say now?,” Mr. G. asked. Alexandra smiled, “Bring it on. I’m going to get nailed anyway, I might as well embrace it. If what happened to the other girls is anything to go by, it is going to get pretty dirty.” “We have a surprise for you tonight Alexandra,” Mr. G. said , ”The folks we have brought on the show today are your fellow X Factor competitors JLS.” JLS entered the studio waiving and smiling. The girls in the audience cheered. Alexandra clapped her hands and laughed, putting her hands over her mouth. Mr. G. asked the JLS boys if they had any qualms in messing up Alexandra. “Absolutely not,” Marvin said,” We competed against Alex and we have always wondered what she would look like covered in slop, as you do. I think most people would jump at a chance to gunge Alex. She’s a nice girl, she has a nice body, but she would look much better dripping with slop I think. We think that we are just the guys to give Alex her just desserts.” Alex laughed nervously. She knew that there was no escape.

JLS went to the trolley. Each grabbed a pie. “Pie time Alex,” one said. The crowd chanted ,“pie,pie,pie.” Alex lifted her leg and blushed. She begged them not to do it. The first one took the pie and approached Alex. He twisted it around in his hand. “Here it comes, Alex,” he said. He came right in front of her, but to the side a bit so everyone could get a clear view. She held her hands up waiving them, saying no. Alexandra screamed as he reached back and thrust the creamy pie into her face. He rubbed it around in her face as she shut her eyes as she felt it against her face. He dropped let go, leaving the tin stuck to her face. Alex pulled the tin from her face. She laughed and dropped the tin on the floor. Her face was splattered in soft whipped cream. Blobs stuck everywhere. A large blob was on the tip of her nose. She took her index finger and picked up the blob. She stuck her finger in her mouth and licked the cream off. “Pretty good,” she said. The white whipped cream from the pie all over Alex’s beautiful black skin looked amazing. The next member of JLS took his pie and thrust it into Alex’s knees. He smeared the pie up her thighs and down her calves, leaving white cream streaking all over her bare legs. Alex opened her legs a bit and the pie went between her thighs where he left it. He pushed her legs together, squashing the pie and sending it up her skirt. She could feel it on her underwear and on her bottom. The next took the third pie and pushed it into Alex’s stomach. He moved it up her chest, smearing the cream all over her sparkly dress and breasts, up to her shoulders. The last took his pie and forcefully smashed it in Alex’s face, much harder than the first pie hit her. It sent cream in all directions. Alex’s face was now matted with cream. She still laughed and cleared her eyes.

She could now see the four boys lining up with buckets. They explained that they had various sundae toppings in the buckets. The first came up and announced that his was caramel. He walked up behind Alex and slowly dumped the light brown caramel on to her head. The light brown mess squeezed down Alex. It looked amazing on top of the white whipped cream. It was slightly thick and sticky as it trickled down and stuck to Alex’s face and then her shoulders. The stickiness made it slow to pour. He poured more onto her dress and lap. The last of it he poured onto Alex’s ankles and onto her high heeled shoes. The next member of JLS had a bucket of chocolate syrup. Alex looked up as he poured it over her face. It came down in thick sheets of mess, pouring down her face. She could do nothing but close her eyes and mouth tightly as he poured it over her. He moved it forward a bit and dumped sheets more of chocolate onto Alex’s filthy dress and into her lap. She wrapped her arms around her shoulders, shivered and rubbed the chocolate on her shoulders and arms. She looked as if she was lathering up with soap in the shower. She licked her lips and waited for the third bucket to come. The next bucket was filled with strawberry sundae topping, strawberry sauce filled with strawberries. The strawberry mess poured onto Alex before she knew it. She looked up and opened her mouth wide. She tasted the mess as it plopped down on her. She then looked forward as more fell onto her. The strawberries stuck to her hair and face, all over her cheeks and fringe. Blobs stuck to her nose and shoulder. As the bucket reached the bottom a large lump got stuck at the bottom. The JLS member took his fist and banged on the bottom of the bucket, sending the enormous blob of strawberries straight onto Alex’s head. It stuck there for a minute and then collapsed all over her, falling into her lap. She took her hands and rubbed the blob on her lap and legs. The final member of JLS then came forward. His bucket was filled with cool whip and cherries. It was like an enormous pie. He took the whole bucket and slowly pulled it down onto Alex’s head. He left it there like a hat for a moment then lifted it. It revealed Alex’s whole head covered in thick cool whip. He took his hands and scraped the bucket clean, dropping the cool whip down between Alex’s breasts. Alex Wiped her face and laughed.

“How was that Alex?,” Mr. G. asked. “It felt kinda naughty. Getting that kind of mess poured all over your body is a hard sensation to describe. It feels a bit like having a shower but thicker. It wasn’t the worst thing that ever happened to me. I’ll say that. I must look so funny. I am going to be a laughing stock. Look at me. hahaha.” Alex stood up but when she did she realized that her dress was incredibly heavy. When she sat up it did not go with her. She sighed and let the dress drop to the floor, leaving her in her underwear and heals, luckily, for her, she was so covered in mess that not that much was visible. She wobbled over and joined Kim and Alicia in the gunge line up.



Julia and Miquita were now left wondering who would be next, as it was inevitable that they would be getting trashed. “Our next victim is going to be…. Julia Bradbury,” Mr. G, said. “Is this really going to happen? Am I really about to get covered in messy slop?,” Julia joked. “I really thought I would be safe. I’m never going to live this down. I know all my colleagues are watching at home right now and probably recording this. This is going to be so embarrassing. I have been imagining what this may be like for along time. I don’t suppose that there is any way I can persuade everyone not to let this happen is there? I think I better get ready to get dirty.” Julia walked over to the hot seat and sat down after wiping it clean. She crossed her legs and arranged her skirt. “And tonight, doing the honours for Julia is her former co host from Watchdog, Nicky Campbell.” Nicky came out smiling and waiving as the crowd cheered. Julia smiled and laughed. She stood up and shook his hand as he entered.

“So Nicky, have you always wanted to do this?,” Mr. G. asked. “I have to say, I worked with Julia for years on Watchdog and she can be a real pain in the ass. When you spend a lot of time around Julia you will end up wanting to pour mess over her, I will guarantee you that. She really, really deserves this and I will be happy to give it to her.” “You’re too kind Nicky,” Julia laughed. She rubbed her legs and readied herself for what was about to happen to her.

Nicky headed for the messy trolley and chose a bucket. He walked over to Julia with a smirk on his face. “Don’t be so smug,” she said. Julia nervously smiled as Nicky raised the bucket. The bucket was filled with baked beans. Julia closed her eyes, contracted her neck and scrunched up her nose as she felt the beans pouring onto her head. The disgusting leftover beans poured onto the back of Julia’s head first and then over her face. In an instant Julia’s face was no longer visible under a shower of baked beans. The disgusting orange sauce covered her head. It then fell all over her neck and slithered down her skirt. She could feel the beans on and inside of her shirt as they poured down her sexy tanned neck. The amount of beans was immense as it now poured onto her skirt and all over her legs. She could feel revolting beans dripping down her calves to her feet. Although she was fully clothed, she could feel baked beans all over every body part. Her clothes were soaked in revolting bean sauce. Nicky relished every second as he poured the beans over each and every part of Julia that he could. When the bucket was empty and the beans were finished, Julia pulled her head up. The last of the beans fell down the length of her face. There were beans stuck everywhere. She put her hands in her hair and slicked it back as best as she could, even then, it only dislodged more beans that fell down her face. She smiled still. She pulled her shirt forward with her fingers to dislodge more of the beans.

Nicky then got to choose a second bucket. This bucket was filled with beef stew. In it was chunks of beef, potatoes, carrots, sweet corn and peas. It was brown and half congealed. It was very heavy and extremely thick. Julia winced as Nicky brought the bucket over. It smelled foul and she could smell it from halfway across the studio. He needed both hands to lift the heavy pail of stew. He lifted it only halfway first and poured some onto Julia’s crossed legs. She made a disgusted face as she felt the sloppy beef and vegetables in the stew all over her legs. It felt like someone’s fingers running down her leg. The thick brown slop stuck all over her legs. He then lifted the bucket as Julia readied herself. He then tipped it onto her head. Lumps of thick brown slop poured onto Julia’s face. The beef and vegetables were in a thick brown gravy like substance. It fell onto her face and down her body. The heavier lumps hit her in the face and then fell down her top and onto her lap. A large chunk fell onto head and stayed there. Bits of carrot and other vegetables stuck to her face and neck. Her face and neck now splattered in brown stew. When it stopped, the stew still falling all around her, Julia was seen chuckling. “It looks like shit,” She said,” That was everything I thought it would be and more. Here I am on national television covered in baked beans and beef stew. I must look a sight. I hope you all got a good laugh out of that. I know Nicky did.” Julia stood up, clearing off some of the collected mess from her body and the chair and joined the other women at the other side of the stage.



Everyone’s attention now turned to Miquita. She was the only one left. She had gotten the opportunity to mess up one of her best friends Lily Allen and now it was going to be her turn. “I think the show is running out of time and it will have to end without me getting any mess, unfortunately,” Miquita joked. “Sorry Miquita, nothing could be further from the truth,” Mr. G. said. “I take it I am last. That can’t be good can it. I will be given whatever is left. I’m gonna get completely trashed. Miquita Oliver, covered in slop. My parents would be so proud. I think this is going to be my proudest moment. Well, actually, I gunged Lily and she didn’t find it so bad, so maybe it will be ok, who knows.” Miquita was taken over to the messy seat. She pretended that they were dragging her there. She took her seat and sarcastically gave two thumbs up.

“Tonight, doing the pouring, will be Miquita’s co host on T4, Alexa Chung,” Mr. G. said. Alexa walked out beaming. She came out and pointed at Miquita. She pointed back and they both did over exaggerated laughs. “So Alexa, what are your thoughts on our proceedings this evening?,” Mr. G. asked. “Well the ladies on my left all got messed up very well, so I want to live up to that standard. Plus, pouring slop on Miquita Oliver, who wouldn’t love that. She can be a little obnoxious to be honest and more than one of us at T4 have wanted to do this many times over the years. They are all watching at home and are going to be glued to the screen. They will love it.” “Thanks for the vote of confidence mate. You should be the one sitting here. I guess you find out who your friends are. I just wonder what you are going to pour on me to be honest. I hope it is something nice. Something that will match my shorts.”

Alexa headed over to the trolley and chose one of the few remaining buckets that were still left. She smirked. She grabbed the first bucket. Miquita arched her back and put her hands on her knees, stretching her body. She shivered. She rubbed her arms. “I’ve got goose bumps,” She said. Little did she know that in a minute she would have reason to shiver. The bucket was filled with strawberry milkshake. It was bright pink and very cold. Alexa lifted the bucket and used Miquita’s thick bare thighs as a target. She aimed the buckets straight for Miquita’s thighs and black hotpants. Miquita screamed as the freezing cold milkshake poured onto her legs. The thick pink mess slowly poured down her thighs and hotpants, down her calves. The milkshake coated her legs. She opened her legs a bit and let the milkshake empty into her lap. She put her hands on her thighs and in the mess. When she did so it did nothing but submerge her hands in mess as well. Alexa then took the bucket and dumped more over Miquita’s back and then her head. Miquita grimaced as the milkshake engulfed her hair first and then covered her face. It poured down her forehead and then her cheeks before covering her whole face. She held her breath as her face was covered. More dripped down her back and onto her chest. Cascading between her bare arms and down her top. Streaks of pink covered her lacy white top. As the milkshake emptied, Miquita put her hands to her hair and plopped it off of her face. Miquita’s whole body was coated in pink soft mess. She looked as though she had been gunged, but the shake was much colder and much thicker than gunge.

Alexa now grabbed the final bucket from the messy trolley for Miquita. She walked over with the final bucket. It was a double bucket as it was the last one. The bucket was filled with soggy leftover spaghetti. Miquita looked at the bucket and mouthed the word spaghetti. She put her hand to her forehead and shook her head. She laughed. Alexa chuckled as she started pouring the soggy, left over spaghetti over Miquita. Miquita gagged as is hit her in the face. The spaghetti was truly disgusting. It looked quite old and very sloppy. Even the crowd said eww when they saw the slop pouring onto her. The disgusting spaghetti oozed its way over Miquita’s amazing thick body. The site of the disgusting slop covering Miquita’s sexy body was amazing. She felt it squirming and trickling down her. Over her bare arms and top, down her shorts and all over her bare legs. Miquita’s face dripped with spaghetti. The long noodles dripping everywhere in the tomato sauce. When the flow stopped, Miquita was revealed sat on the hot seat covered in spaghetti. All she could do was sit there in disbelief. Alexa laughed. Miquita looked up giving a halfhearted smile. “Well, looks like I am going to be spending most of my evening cleaning spaghetti out of my underwear. Not a statement that I ever thought I would be saying,” Miquita said, “Saying again,” Alexa chimed in. “ This is how I am going to spend every Saturday night now,” Miquita said,” A few milkshakes and a bucket of spaghetti. I’m going to be popular with the fellas now. All the guys are always after the girl with the spaghetti dipping off her body. Actually that was quite good. I see why Lily enjoyed it.”

“So,” Mr. G. said,” We have had a busy evening indeed. Five filthy celebrities. They were all really good sports. We say goodbye to you now. See you all next time on Let her have it.” Each of the five messy celebrities were shown in close up with before and after shots.